Are you Josh Klinghoffer? If not, download a poster from this site. Print it off, and then submit your photo to this site, or email it to: email@example.com. We're also looking for video messages, or any other way you wish to testify to your lack of Klinghofferness.
It started about 9 years ago, when we used to run Josh’s website. No one could ever get hold of Josh, so everyone wanting to talk to him would contact the website. Asking his availability to play in bands. To remind him his guitar was ready from the repair shop. The web admin got a bit fed up, and would reply with I AM NOT JOSH KLINGHOFFER.
It was also a warning to people writing deep and meaningful fanmail. We would tell them that we weren’t ACTUALLY Josh Klinghoffer, and laugh at their emails.